Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to look through glass.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!