The Power of cheese

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

the power to die at will

The power to predict the past.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

The power to do NOTHING!

The power to be HUMAN

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to make light.....with a flashlight

The ability to rape the willing.

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!