the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

the power to masturbate just one time a day

The power to eat just one lays potato chip

the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power to fart anytime i want to.

The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

The power

The power of Superuselessnessman

The power to pointlessly read books really fast

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to fly when you are in a plane

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

The power to turn red blood cells red

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!