The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!