The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!