The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!