The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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i like pie.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!