The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power spite flower

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The ability to make your text green on google

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!