The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to pee any color

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!