the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to die but once

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!