The power to state the obvious.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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the power to die at will

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to never end your .

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to eat food

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to die....

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!