the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

The Power To Poop on Command.

The power to be born.

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

The power to fuck everyone.

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

The superpower to have a superpower

The power of licking your own elbow and nose

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The power to perpetually yawn.

Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!