The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to meme 20% harder

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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i like pie.

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to not have any powers

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!