being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to be a normal person

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!