The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to nit propely

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!