The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The ability to be a rock

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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Melting

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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i like pie.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!