To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to procrast ....

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the power of fart helium

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The power to turn gold into dust

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power... to move you.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to smell like feet

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!