The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to bleed

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to breathe

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!