The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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Turn gold into lead.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to darken darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!