The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to speak morse code .

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!