the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!