the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to understand irony.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to die and get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!