The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!