The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to peak braille

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!