spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!