The power to make cats burp.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to vote

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!