The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!