The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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A power level of under 9000.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!