The power to sneeze backwards

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to potato.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!