the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to switch gender identity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!