the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to create tree sap.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!