The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to potato.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!