The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to annoy people

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!