The ability to see through glass.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to annoy people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!