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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to look into the past

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!