The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to potato.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!