The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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Steel kidneys

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to fly....underwater

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!