The Power to be aqua man

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!