the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!