The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the power to dance in the dark

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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Steel kidneys

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!