The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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vomitspit

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!