The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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vomitspit

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!