the power of 75% leviatation.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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vomitspit

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!