the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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NMR Vision

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!