The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!