The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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vomitspit

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!