the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to predict the past

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The power to grammar.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!