The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!