The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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blindness

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!