The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to fart at will.

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!