The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to have no powers

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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LIME

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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the power to predict the past

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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Retractable teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!