The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The powers of a burnt face

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!